I ended up writing things during the time of night when EVERYTHING is hilarious, including the word sheep. Sure, my TEACHER said that was because I was doing the problems wrong, but once I'm the Ruler of the Laws of Nature, I'll change the problems so that I'm right! But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. Seeya. And still frustrated. and our "angry mob form"? That just sounds nifty! Number Ten: This is the list that never ends. Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. It will be a truly magestic site, as it launches from the earth, spewing excess oxygen, cardboard, feathers and tape. Still later that day, she got offended at some trivial thing and decided that we weren't going anywhere at all. In the beginning of the movie, Neo is having dreams about Trinity's death. I'm back. That's right, folks. After all, I'm not in this line of buisness for the fame, fortune and power. Although why you'd be here if you didn't want to read is beyond me. So, predictably, here I am. i like sugar. The universe is EVERYTHING, how can it end? Hmmmmtime for #3You can obsessive over ANYTHING, and people will think nothing of it. If the universe is infinite it would be crazy to think that we're alone. Based. Boy, are you mythical, mystical readers in for a treat, today! All the good possibilities effectivly cancel out the bad ones, leaving the sum total of you and your counterparts experiences as nothing. I can work with mistrust. Oh. I know this because i ate a whole pineapple in a sitting and my mouth went numb JR Riddle, I PREFER THE REAL GRIM REAPER SAID, THE REAL GRIM REAPER AN PERFECTION, You live in the south when you can sweat cosmoline out of wood just by leaving it in a room with the AC off overnight, FUCK SAYER FROM AV ' \f ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAYER, Q how does captain falcon have hiss XX I All Videos Images News Maps Shoppi Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon's Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ. But I seriously wonder what something written by a senile person would be like. but if I do, only friends and enemies will receive copies. I'm a genius. For more information, please see our I mean, I KNOW people are coming hereI have proof! That way I can spread my love, joy and insane chaos to more people! Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). I'm back. In English, and stuff, if you miss one little detail, at most you lose partial credit, but you usually get it all right. AhhhI see your confusion! Waithowhow can I BE logic? I think I'm so tired I can't sleep. Or what if you took big ol' slobbery licks? Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. Like a muffin. You know you want to! It was as if it had been just sitting therewaiting for me to discover it. And so, I'll take a trip down memory lane, to the dark depths of the past, to when I decided to make this page. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. There ARE aliens. My answer is simple. Seeya. Too bad. It actually lists what random minerals they through in to make it TASTE like salt. THen we go to library. I tend to make those tiny mistakes, and get bad grades, even if I understand the concepts. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. It's strange. She was upset, because she had accidently run over an armidillo. Let's see: 12345! When she came back, 'lo and behold, she had a tan. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. The sleeping person will gradually get used to it (and incorporate it into their dreams). Now, a long time ago, people were sort of smarter. I've always known that I was weird, that's always been a given. | 0.97 KB, C++ | What? Oooo..I'm a poet, and don't I know it? I admit it. It even SOUNDS weird. And let me tell you, it's an outrage. Like my EVIL school computer deleting my updates page. Cookie Manager. I'm not exactly sure what that means, but it sure is funny:) You don't agree? 13 min ago Not that my mother is annoyingjust set in her ways. i wandered around for 20 minutes looking for a cell phone. I SEE YOUR GAME! YES, I'M YELLING! *pauses* *groans* I'm sorry for that pun (pierced, hooked, getit?). Men, of course, had no complaints. I see you have no reaction to that, do you Hypothetical Reader? : I've had this nagging fear that I am part of some random but vast conspiracy (about what I'm not sure but it must be vast). Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. That's just silly. Megan has hair. I don't suppose you fell for that little thing about the refresh button. Think about it. Anyone just randomly typing letters will eventually accidently write a word, right? "Mr. Owl, can you tell us how many licks does it take to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop?" We need to act now! Should you refuse to aknowledge the Patron Saint of Paper Clips as the ruler of the Internet, you will be subjected to punishment as stated in Code 343 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook (i.e. You can't blame me. But true. Or not. I'll probably have another one soon, but that whole water thing has been buggin me for awhile. I learned this from my calculator. Everyone I know who has played that game is shocked when I tell themoh, well. Like Repost Share Copy Link More. Those are the best kind. So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. Please allow 6-8 weeks for delivery. You see, I periodically read the longest text ever to check the constant downward spiral of my sanity. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. Shame on you! Anyway, moving on! In any caseit's awful. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. I found at that yet another one of my friends is reading this. Goodbye! GeeI sure hope it wasn't poisonous. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! The possibilities are literally endless. *holds up a piece of paper, which, from a distance, appears to have writing on it* Yes, undenyable proof! For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. Me and Josh ate lots and lots of sugar, and it's late at nite and everything is funny but we can't laugh 'cause everybody is sleepin' so it's even funnier but ever since we drank the water we sobered up even though we weren't drunk but we ate sugarlots and lots of sugar. Yeah, this doesn't mean anything to you. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. I've won 500 np, at least and I'm on a roll. I few months ago I saw a movie about that. UNDER SUCH EXTREME HEAT, WEAR AND DEGRADATION IS INEVITABLE!! She promptly borrowed $1 to help with the waitresses tip(This part I'm not being sarcastic about) All in all it was a night I'll remember forever (as the lowest point in "family outing"history, except for that time my mom dragged me to a church thing on the concept of truth.) For more information, please see our But it's not. Oh, well. Would it be cheating to fill it out again? My mother visited relatives. Strange, huh? And I hava a very, almost special rant for you. You got me started. 195 votes, 54 comments. Pathetic. I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Did you find it? I'm fairly certain she knows it's not alive, though. Maybe eventually some weird, bored person will wander onto my site on accident and be mildly entertained be my site until they wander onto a live video feed of a coffee maker. I'm not exactly sure who they are, but: thanks! She was extremly upset. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. Those TACO buttons don't make themselves, you know. Otherwise, why on earth (beta, krpto, zkdjf, Planet X, whatever) would you be here? Hmmmmmwhat is this world coming to? You know the one. In return companies would make a profit, pay their workers better. I'm allergic to parts of it, have irrational fears about others and I'm pretty sure it's against my Jenny religionalong with eating mashed potatoes, or potatoes of any kind. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) And hotand smoky. But it's legs were still moving and it was alive. These "faeries" sprinkle your food with highly toxic "age dust" and ruin a perfectly good four-year-old meatloaf. ONly not really. Now I want you to go to http://quiz.ravenblack.net/blood.pl?biter=eon" If you do this I'll get points in the game. *blinks* And I STILL can't remember what else I was gonna say to you people. Where is the logic in this? I worked for four hours at the "Library of Terror" sponsered by TAB. Space is notorious for not having air. Don't Ignore Sites? But I can't help but think of stuff like the evil over lord list and REALLY REALLY BIG BUTTON THAT DOESN'T DO ANYTHING. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. Whatever the case, I decided that the whole world, (or three of four random people) deserve to know that if the world and or universe are destroyed, it's the evil, little, white, feather's fault. THANKS FOR COMING! *nods* I thought so. I don't want to play the stupid animal war card game 'cause the stupdi bear gets eaten by an eaagle.. goodbye ssslllee0yyyyslllllllleeeeeeeepppppppppppppyyyyyyyyyyy iiiiiiiiissssssssssssss gggggggggoooooooooooooddddddddddddd. As you can see, I was in a very interesting state of mind. I'm leavingnow I'm back! Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. HILARIOUS! I guess I'll just rant and rave about that whole vicious downward spiral of my writing. On video games. My character is actually dodging the stupid rocks better now then when I controlled him. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. Isn't that like a slang term for an insult? Isn't vast a funny word? You know? I made a virtual pet for it. Bubble sound. I'll rant and rave and ramble about the EVILS of sunlight. I for one, didn't know about such dire consequences for not deliberatly failing classes. What line of buisness, do you ask? But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). WOOF! *drags reader back* See, I knew you'd stay! You must be caught in a time warp. It doesn't. 453 points 8 comments. They add random minerals to our water to make it taste better, and then advertise it as pure! I'm backand it's several hours later. Whoever did this we need to take them and millions of others alike in and give them money and homes, Being punk is being a non conformist. But I'm sure that if I just would have put my mind to it, I could have done it. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. It's creepy. A complete and total degregation of our societies values. Oh, yeah. Okay. My little, eviler sister got her ears pierced when she was relativly younger. The basic moral belief that Polar bears should be WHITE. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Every single person you know could just be figments of your imagination, you could even be in a crazy house! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! I've decided to imortalize the stupidity of my dog, Moose. We think. Please contact the moderators of this subreddit if you have any questions or concerns. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. That's funny!!!! What values, you say? I rule the Internet! An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. Parents would buy their children computers, video games and other television neccesities. If I had 500np with me, I'd be at-500. )And for all the idiots out there: Try new and improved Dum-B-Gon! Enjoy! Soair pressure can be a good thing. I'm back, and I had yet another Asparagus War with some people. **** MY NAVEL ITCHES!! Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" I am now barophobic (afraid of gravity). Not that I know anything about medicineor cancer for that matter. Finnaly, is it expected for said sibling's non-gender specific parent to encourage such behavior, citing "I was just like that as a child" as an excuse? Hey, where are you going?! gaussian elimination row echelon form calculator. Remember, e-mail psopc@flaming-chickens.com the much needed suppliesif that is possible. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. d)I already did that in a past life and it sucked. It was uncomfortable in the back, it was too hot, it was too cold. Why do I have to work year round? I don't care if I have to ride the bus home if I stop work. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. And I wonder where my little sister gets her annoyingness. Anyway, that's my rant on the new generation that contains my little sister. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Seeya. It'll be ready soon, ain't it great? These links send stuff to someone named johnjones333@hotmail.com The Patron Saint of Paper Clips does not know who this individual is, but sincerly wishes that you send all your hate mail to him. there were bugs. Typical. Another article claims that an anitseptic turned a polar bear purple, drawing large crowds of people. If iI fill out the fake tab form I'm gonna have to put back as my favorite wordI already have filled it out, though. We made a guild, and I wrote out the transcripts of the first ever Asparagus War in narrative form (mock epic, very cheesey) Since it's very, very long, I'll post it here to meet my imaginary word quota for the day! :) Seeya! Anyway, I still don't think that anyone is actually coming here. You wanna play that way. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. (Although my mother does have a "earring tree".) But everything else I've said so far is true. Some even go so far as to claim that Kodak "changed" the pictures of the assasination to make an assasination in the bushes become a tree's shadow. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! Would that be considered poetic justice, or just a nice coincidence? Why, you ask? He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! Okay, quote is done. It says that in black ander lime green! If you can sleep through a raging fire, close enough to set off the smoke detector, then you are definitly going to sleep through the smoke detector. So far two whole people (to my knowledge) have read the entire thing, and a few people have skimmed it. Look verbatim up. EVIIIIIIIIIIIIL!!!!!! I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. Now, most families will go bowling, or putt-putt golfing. This is just way too much of a change at once. The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. | 1.69 KB, PHP | Wasn't it super? Unfortunalty, several of those reasons LEGITAMITLY apply to a certain activity I do every Tuesday, which WILL NOT BE NAMED HERE LEST I GIVE IT POWER OVER ME! MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! *pauses* Oh. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. It's annoying. What an eccentric idea! *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. Anyway, I just finished rereading my longest text ever. But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. "Purified" water. Now MY brain meats feel explody. I can appreciate a spiffy black outfit as much as the next person, but everytime I consider actually buying clothes for aesthetic value, I think about how I could better spend my money. After all, look how long this text is. I think mine involved a jaunty song to sing. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. I'm getting bored, so I think I'm done for the day. See? I just can't seem to stop, though. When I think of how much money people WASTE on appearences, it makes me feel like projectile vomiting. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. You don't know either? This has been a weird day. I can usually fall back asleep (if I don't panic and think I'm late for school), but the stupid thing wakes me up again exactly seven hours after I originally fell asleep. shut yo lean mean string bean charlie sheen limousine canteen trampoline serpentine antihistamine wolverine submarine unclean nectarine broken gene halloween defective spleen smokescreen james green putting green tiny peen anti vaccine aquamarine eugene extra green nicotine vaseline jellybean magazine protien lightning mcqueen vending . My family also strongly suspects that she stole $20 from the donation thingy. They particularly liked how I said that she went back and ran over it 11 more times. I see. You remember my Moose's arch-enemy, don't you? What would happen when that dreamer woke? Did I mention that, yet. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. about my site, and called me weird. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. Did you know that there is over two miles of air sitting on you right now? You'd have to be an absolute loser (or really bored) to come here. It's about the (supposedly) infinite nature of the universe. Untill such time that I have more. The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. My family has always bought Cheez-Its, to the point of making me physically sick at the thought of eating one. (on accident, vast number of times) Hee-Hee! I'm back! It just doesn't make any sense. By the time the smoke dector goes off, the fire has drowned it out to no more than an annoying buzz. BoyI really enjoy confusing myself! You seewhen it's hot, you want something cold to eat. thats iti so tiredbye-bye. Guess what? I just thought that I might like to mention that. I'm leavin', for now. The PSOA have been whole-heartedly working for you, and what have you done for them? How could you? We're not sure. We slept. So if you're not most people, you've made it down this far without skipping, skimming or getting the spark notes version. It's called Hit-Or-Miss, any topics, plot, etc. By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. But for a different reason. CHEESE!!! I'm just basically typing nothing. That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. I mean, I don't think I could afford a monkey, and I'm not exactly on the streets. Or CRAP, for short. WHAT!? Cookie Notice That's right, a sword! It was fairly fun. Is fat-free food more delicious than food loaded with fat? Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. Hmmmmgood question. In any case, wouldn't the blinkie light help night-vision cameras see in the dark? It sucked. Later, The Oracle tells him that he has already decided her fate. Today I will be mercifully brief. I will try to make the longest web page ever, made completely out of text! Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? Today's rant is a panic rant. Think about that old saying about "If you gave an infinite number of monkeys an infinite number of typewriters, eventually they would reproduce the entire works of Shakespear". Okay, fire is loud. This page won't get a single hit, unless I bribe peoplenow that has possibilities. Once I got this computer, I decided to do something similar on my beloved site. Speaking of animals, there's a cat in California who is a kleptomaniac (likes to steal stuff). Wellnow that I think about itaccording to my theory, ALL conspiracies are real and mislabled "paranoid" people are really the only ones who see the truth. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. What's really fun is to translate an English saying, like out of sight, out of mind. *cheesy super-hero voice* Well, fear not, random citizen, for I, PSOPC am here! With a shake, the future is revealed! That also explains why normal stuff confuses me. The world may never know. 1 hour ago I know it was her idea, 'cause my dad hates it, too. I'm back. So, I've decided that Moose works for some secret government organization, and that the feather is the key to the destruction of the world, and I am just blithely letting it enter our home, so that it may furthur its evil plans to destroy the universe. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. So next semester I'll still have work, AP Lit, and AP Physics. Some are answers to e-mails, the rest are just stuff I wrote. I should make bumber stickers saying that. Not my family! This would lead to a better, more stable economy. (Think of the fake-looking Star Trek aliens). I'm so happy! CEASE YOUR FLATULENT WINDS AND HEAR MY MIND NUMBING EXPULSIONS OF WICKED NOISE! He then leaves them under his owners car. It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. Wasn't that semi-entertaining? But the secret doesn't exist so they are stupid. JOsh says it was only one piece of cake. (and redundancy!) I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. Welltwo can play by THOSE rules. And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. That will be a wonderous day. So crazy it just might work! And ever loony in America decided that it was a conspiracy. Just like how many licks it takes to get to the bottom of a tootsie pop. Today, in my (Honors) English class, we did group work. I think. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. I'm backit's been awhile since I've written here. Then, some fasion bimbo went on a fasionable safarii to get some fasionable furs, or whatever. After all, how can I be self derisive, and full of low expectations for this site if I KNOW people are hereseveral thousand of them in fact, in just a few months. Good-bye. I'm pretty sure you're not mebut you could be that other guy. Here we go! Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? I have three very hard academic classes. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! *sniffle* Why must this be? Those with 620 or less will get a 1.75% DECREASE? That's what they need to do with the water. She is a heavy-set Yorkshire Terrior (12 lbs.) After all, I've been to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website over 50 times. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. But I HATE spending three hours of every day in a "class" when everyone else's class is only an hour and a half. Wow. With an infinite universe, there are infinite possibilites. That means my pointless obsession has actually entertained someone besides me! I'm still peeved about the cartoon owl from the Tootsie Roll Pop commercials. The actually think that their skin's efforts to protect them are ATTRACTIVE. OOooooo! It's stupid. The moment Neo woke from dreams of Trinity's death, he made a choice. Otherwise you'd think I was delusional, or something. shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone . E-mail. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. She didn't think it was weird, either. WAIDAMINIT!! And then go door to door distributing it. What ever shall I do? Waitaren't I already doing that? NO, wait. 2,822 plays 2,822; . This is because she memorizes the questions. Ooooooo! Its in the mail, I promise! My evil, EVIL sister. Then he preceeded to trash my room, scattering kleenex everywhere. But, what would be the fun in that? Wooooo! That made him happy. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! And that's just what I can list from memory. No? THe cake was good. I rule theer*random Loyal Minion whispers in ear* That's right! Is this getting confusing to you? The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. He is pure evil. | 4.13 KB, JSON | Wait, no it isn't, I still have to keep going, and going, and going. Funny Memes. Or maybe not. Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. Bye! He can save mankind, and doom Trinity. And really angry, and confused. Well, too bad! they were special wings. "Purified" water. Does the commercial take that into account? | 0.12 KB, We use cookies for various purposes including analytics. That's just how many times you have to click before you can leave. "a pokemon game. Is this writer's block?! She said she hurt it the first time, and wanted to put it out of it's misery, so she went back and ran over it 11 more times. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) That is justpathetic. That's talent. Do not MOCK me! We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. And lots of you are probably gloating 'cause you don't have to get up 'till 8:30. Oh, well. I was alerted to this growing problem in our world community by (Kat, the ruler of all that is almondy)and it greatly concerns me. Nor can I find it on any search engines. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. Come on, think about it! Pikachu! Okay, fill out the TAB form, so I have proof that you bothered to come here anduhI'lluhsend you a sandwich? Which is why I still go to the Really Really Big Button That Doesn't Do Anything website. Another reason why this isn't as long as Galaxy's is that I refuse to write every day as it would--this is the funny part--LOWER THE QUALITY OF MY OVERALL WORK! He would do everything in his power to keep his dream from becoming reality. Why am I writing? Now, wasn't that entertainment. And more than slightly embarassed. School children won't be able to correctly identify the color of a zebra. Now, correct me if I'm wrongbut Iraq? MOstly donut cake. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. AS soon as you're pierced, you have to buy "starter" earrings. Never mind. Yes. I love my calculator, though. No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. I want an elective. I know, you were just crushed that nothing new was happening. I need to find a topic. It'd be like someone thinking that scabs are atractive, 'case they protect you from disease. What a crazy idea. HmmmI seem to be entertaining myself though, even while reading what I wrote. Look how long this has gotten. This is too frustrating. This resourceful young vanguard of fasion decided to cover her extreme embarassment by acting like she meant to horribly damage herself. More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. But one of my classes is work, and two others are horrible year-round classes.